I really like the section in The Telegraph Graphiti where Suhel Seth answers to people’s problems. Earlier this section was full of nonsense stuff including problems relating to incest and extramarital relations :-o. Suhel Seth tackles the problems in a totally unconventional style. Tongue-in-cheek humour, concise answer…. and very appropriate. He does not even spare the person questioning — if his/her question is fool enough — with comments like “And you needed to write to me take this decision of your life?”…
I look forward to read this column on Graphiti every Sunday and everytime I burst out laughing, breaking all decibel barriers. 
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I also like reading his answers.He is very blunt.Sometimes I feel sorry for the person who asked the question.
Ya. At times he is a bit too rude.
well my wife happens to work in a bank that has Suhel Seth as a customer.
I’d just like to point out that Suhel Seth is uncouth and very ill mannered. He talks in foul language to almost every one around him .. as long as he knows they are not in a position to talk back cause they are not senior enough in the organisation.
If you ever get to know the real person behind Suhel Seth, you will probably see a very disgusting person who builds a fake persona by talking very rudely.
sometimes he is really very rude. i feel damn sorry for the people asking him. so people, do take care when u ask him.
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somebody give me the e mail id of suhel seth
i want to ask him a question ans see how cheeky can he get
somebody give me the e mail id of suhel seth
i want to ask him a question ans see how cheeky can he get……… also i love his attitude of RUDE DUDE
Dear Sir,
I am writing this e-mail in order to get some information about an NGO.Can you tell me where should I forward my complaint. The case involves my father who watches porn every night on the DVD player and some nights comes to my room to surf porn on the net ( the computer is in my room ) and he expects that i will sleep in the same room where he is surfing porn.He is a porn addict and he cares a damn even when I protest about it.My mom supports it too stating that all this stuff is normal for everyone.It started off from a very early age even before i knew what it was all about.Now that I am old enough I really can’t stand it anymore since this kind of behaviour doesnt seem normal to me.Where do you think I should forward my complaint ? I want him to suffer for what he is doing.Please help me out.
Thanking You,
Sayantini
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suhel seth is a prominent representative of the bunch of those page -three guys who think they are living in a fools world and for whom mannerisms have a somehow different meaning altogether,who do not bother about other’s emotions and for whom being philander is the mantra of being smart. he sometimes makes himself a jack of laugh for other people without even understanding that.
this is truly an interesting blog site….go calcutta i like the spirirt…and sayantini as for your dad…next time he watches porn..sit next to him and stare at the screen too…that is if u are old enough too…if he tells u why are u looking at it…just tell him…cause its normal…well the reality according to many proved surrveys is even youngsters irrespective of sex do watch porn…go give him a doze of his own medicine…i am with u girl
i am a class 9 girl. n i like this guy in my class but til now i cudn’t convey my feelings 2 him. can u plz gv sum tips.
I am a 16 yr old boy studying in class x. My selection exams are going to start and i cannot concentrate on my studies just because of one beautiful girl. I really cannot live without her and even though i always felt like dreaming for her. I have proposed her but she has not yet replied me back. I had proposed her two yrs ago. Whenever she sees me she ran away. Now i am really feeling scared of proposing her again. I want her in my life but how should i tell her. Please give me some sugesstion what should i do as i cannot live without her.
Dear Suhel sir,
plz do respond to me if u read this. I am 16 years old and my dad is a chain smoker.He even developed the first stage of cancer,but he’s not planning to leave those hell cigaretts!Am about to give my ICSE but i cant concentrate on my studies because his health worries me even if he’s not worried himself.My Family,save my Grandmom,plead to him, we even tried several means but to no avail.He has broken all promises to leave smoking.Please advise as to how i should make him leave this habit as i cannot imagine losing him ever.
I have a friend called Priya,whose best friend is a boy. A few days ago I accidentally met this boy.From the next day Priya was telling that all the time he was talking about me.Then he wanted to be friends with me and I agreed. After that he went on giving gifts.He took my number from my friend and used to call me at late nights.After that he proposed me and I said yes since I liked him too.He told me that he had three gilrfriends before me.Due to one misunderstanding he stoped talking to me and did not even listen what I had to say . Priya was also angry with him and asked him why he did this. He said he proposed me and all the other girls to get close to Priya as all of us are very good friends of Priya.Priya has her own boyfriend and dosn’t want him, on the other hand,I am disturbed at what he has done to me but still love him. Now what should I do?
sir,
i am quite impressive with the way you deliever the answer u r the 1 who let every one the real side of their life. in the other sense u know how to live the real lifen and let other to live the real life i just want to say that u r the best adn sest of luck for the future may be we met in future and i am realling hoping for that
bye
HI
REALLY I APPRECITE U, U R THE MODEL OF MY LIFE AND HOPE ONE DAY I WOULD LIKE TO MET U AND HOPE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION WHCIH U R NOT ABLE TO SOLVE
BYE
sir,if you really are concerned about social causes as you claim then i would like to give you an opportunity to involve in one such activity. since i did not know how to contact you i am using this column.please do reply at the earliest i would appreciate.i am a great fan of yours. please do not disappoint.
thank you
sir,if you really are concerned about social causes as you claim then i would like to give you an opportunity to involve in one such activity. since i did not know how to contact you i am using this column.please do reply at the earliest i would appreciate.i am a great fan of yours. please do not disappoint.
thank you
chitra.
hi,i am a girl 18 years of age from kolkata and i am in love with a boy…who lives opposite to my house.he has been staring me everyday from his window for the past 6 months.I like him a lot n i also want 2 have a physical relationship with him .He has seen me changing clothes quite a few times and i also dont mind exposing to him.The problem is dat we are not getting started with a relationship.plz help…i need his company..
Iam 20yrs old girl studying in BA second yr.iam goin steady with aboy for last 17months we are very close to eachother and i cant live without him.my problem is that he’s a alcoholic i told him to stop but he never listen to me.now plese tell me what should i do?
Dear sir
Iam a regular reader of your suggestions which you give in graphiti.i would be very greatful if you kindly read my mail and solve my problem.Need not to say more anyways good luck for your magzine
I have a relation with a girl for past 4years. In those 4 years i have given her nothing but only sorrow.I suspected her a lot. but it is also true that i love her very much. She also loves me very much.But couple of days ago I went beyond the barriers and suspected her very much and told that I want break-up. I had told that at the heat of the moment. But after that when I calm down I understand what I have done.Now she didnt want to come to me as she was very hurt.She loves me till now. But is afraid of being betrayed again after returning to me. But I know I cant live without her. I dont want to lose her. What shall i do? Please give me a way out.
iam 20 yrs old.i am really very tensed because my parents knew aboutmy affair.my gal frend is a muslim n i m a hindu.my parents are teling to leave dis relation…n i dont kow wat to do..n i my family is shifting to u.p plz help
I am an 15 year old boy in love with a girl of the same age.I had first seen her a year back, but I never had the guts to talk to her.But recently she has joined my tuitions and we are in the same batch.After she has joined my tuitions, both of us never spoke to each other.Nowadays I can’t concentrate on my studies and life building activities because of her.I can’t think of anything except her rightnow. I can’t even imagine life without her.However I’m afraid to convey my feelings
for her.It has taken a toll on my studies.Please help me.
Somebody who does not bother about other’s emotion since He is somebody who knows that emotions keep changing.
Rather he is somebody who certainly bothers about one’s dignity not emotion.
He is among very few in this media world, who is honestly trying to educate a human life in a proper way.
About being RUDE!!! One has to be to answer silly questions…..
For question which indeed sense trouble/worry, he had provided the best possible solution!
Thats my Opinion!
GooD Luck!
Two years back a girl of my class proposed me and showed a lot of intrest in me for two years but after that she left me and i was really in love with her and later i came to know that she is having an affair with someone else but for few days she is again calling me..now i want to have physical relationship with her as she dump me now i want to take revange plz reply .
Dear Mr Seth,
I am a regular reader of ur column……..neither b’coz i’ve got some problem nor i need ur suggestion. I just like ur practical and unconventional approach 2wards d questions and of course ur English is just admairable….
I just didn’t like d way u narrated my hometown “Darbhanga” as a place where there is no “LOVE & PEACE” few weeks ago.I simply want 2 ask u what do u know ab8 Darbhanga……..although Dbg is in Bihar, but not all d places in Bihar r d same…..i hadn’t expected such a careless approach of a man whom i admire……
sir,iloveonegirl ilove him very much but she wants age gap she is reading in 9 and i in 8 and she want a boy of 20 years and he is of 15 and i off 14 but ican’t leave her please suggest
si r please publish in graphiti
Dear Suhel seth,
You are just another bigot who tries to have some place in people’s mind.You are a silly rude wild boar type animal who rather than giving solutions to one’s personal problems,give a hurting feeling to him/her.
Either you reply it in a proper manner or just DONT
but don’t be such a crap person in front of the people u silly rude piece of junk!
Dear Suhel Seth,
Well I guess I was wrong,you are indeed true about teaching lessons of life to a person and I didn’t notice that.So I am VERY VERY SORRY to say you untrue things like “animal” and so on……so incase you call me a dolt I wouldnt mind so..its was my foolishness not to realize the lessons you give to people….to some stupid question even as harsh you can be.
so again plz forgive me for my foolishness.
thank you
I happened to come across this blog. And the …. err …. “remarks” along with it!
Lol! Nice, real nice, just goes on to show that brutal honesty is the rarest available value in India and the meagre number of people who still have the guts to speak their minds will be ridiculed. Sigh ….
Dear Me Seth,
I have been carefully listening to your views on Bombay 26/11 in Times Now & ND TV. Kindly accept my sincere thanks and appreciation for your forthright thoughts and for calling a spade a spade.
I have one suggestion to make. Would you mind to give a thought to this?
Bombay 26/11. Every Indian has to bow his head in shame for the greatest democracy in the world that we boast of has once again been proved to be the softest target of international terrorism by a score of unscrupulous terrorists. We haven’t learnt yet how to combat the biggest challenge to our nationhood. The only way to get out of this vicious situation is to form a National Government(beyond the barriers of political parties) with people having the 4 Cs, Character, Competence, Concern and Commitment. Could our political pundits who claim to decide the destiny of the common man on the streets of India give a thought to this?
Dear Mr Seth
i watched the debate on the times channel where you were a part of a debate for this disaster in mumbai .. it was wonderfull . you stood up for the army .. we need more people do that..reinvent india sounds like a very good idea i would like to be part if it ever starts .. i have no qualifications except a burning desire and a belief that i can contribute in some way to my country
and i think that you are the person who maybe to help bring about this change
Dear Mr Seth
i watched the debate on the times channel where you were a part of a debate for this disaster in mumbai .. it was wonderfull . you stood up for the army .. we need more people do that..reinvent india sounds like a very good idea i would like to be part if it ever starts .. i have no qualifications except a burning desire and a belief that i can contribute in some way to my country
Where are his replies? I want to read them? cant we read them.
I have become his BIG fan after his interview on the TIMES NOW! IT WAS LEGENDARY. I dont care if he has a rude behaviour, thats needed at times..
Hi Suhel,
I want to some way participate in reinventing India.
I am not able to sleep at nights, just because i am not able to take the fact that i havent done anything to make my mother Nation proud .
Zeal of having india on the top of all other nations is now running through my veins. please i would like to get in touch with you for further steps, we need to take to raise india as a nation.
looking for your valuable response.
-
Indian Citizen
Hi Suhel,
I wanted your speech spoken on Times Now, i have searched online for it but sadly, i couldn’t find anything. It would be great if you could send it to me if you have it.
Thanks.
Dear Mr. Seth,
Sir, my name is Akshay Agnihotri and I was very impressed to see your interview on times now and after hearing your speeches I found a sense of reality and practical assessment in your words I would like you to please send me(if you can) a hard copy of that material to me so thta I can use them in my future endeavours.
Thanking you,
Akshay Agnihotri
har har har..this is hilarious. Do you think that bitch googles his name?
I am 17 years old.I think i am lesbian.No one knows about it.One year ago
I used to love one girl very much.But she didnot understand my feeling.
I didnot express my love.Due to some reason now she is neglecting me.
I have tried to say sorry.To forget her I tried to love someone.I found another
girl in my lovelife.She is my tuition teacher and she is very arrogant. I donot know she loves me or not?
I am a 18 year old boy.I have a huge crush on one of my classmates.But she is having an affair with another boy.Whenever I saw her with this fellow I feel very much jealous.Should I tell her about my feelings?Please suggest.
I am a 13 year old girl and i love some one who is elder than me.. We are very good friends..but i cant tell him that i love him because i m afraid to do so.please advise me what to do.
very intresting
sir, i am 18 year old boy. in further life i want to earn alot of money in legal form. becoz i don’t like this middle class attitude. i thought to do m.b.a. but it also required a lot of investment. and we don’t have a small amount also. i am getting deepreesed. what should i do?
sir, i am 18 year old boy. in further life i want to earn alot of money in legal form. becoz i don’t like this middle class attitude. i thought to do m.b.a. but it also required a lot of investment. and we don’t have a small amount also. i am getting deepreesed. what should i do?
Dear Mr. Seth,
I am an avid reader of your columns and articles. I am looking forward to your participation for an event wherein I wish to transform the young India and sensitise them against the apathy shown by our very own “dear politicians.”
May I ahve the privilege to get your contact details.
Thanks in anticipation.
Yours truly
Sachin
I REALLY hope Mr. Seth doesn’t see this page.
i am 15 yrs old boy,i am in love with a girl in my tution. problem is that i am not able to express my feelings to her and i also feel shy talking to her.what shoud i do?
Sir,
I am a 18 year old boy studying in commerce stream.
recent cut off of sri ram college is 95.25% for b.com(hons). I heartly study hard to take admission there but i get discoraged by seeing such cut off marks.pls help
I have lost my old friends with whom i have studied for last ten years.please give me a suggestion that how i can back my friends.
SIR,I HAVE A PROBLEM.I AM A CLASS 12 STUDENT.JST FINSHED GIVING ISC EXAM.I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.AND I TRUST HIM A GREAT.MANY OF MY FRIENDS EVEN TOLD ME THAT HE IS A GOOD BOY.AT THE LAST DAY OF MY ISC EXAM HE ASKED ME FOR SOME OF MY PHOTO TO KEEP ME AS A MEMORY.AND SO THAT HE CAN SEE ME ALAWYS..BT NOW I AM SCARED.FOR THE FACT IF HE DO SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY PHOTO?I AM VERY TENSED SIR.MY BRAIN IS NOT WORKING.CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THAT PHOTO FROM HIM?
I do not know why queries are sent to him. His blunt answers are highly irrelevant!!
Yeah right. I am tired of Suhel Seth by this time. He should not be allowed to make fun at the expense of someone’s misery. Only a few times I do find his logic practical, most of his answers are bull otherwise.
I cant study in my room as my dad listens to songs beside my room and if i speak to him he avoids it.If i listen to songs he gets angry.Please help.